Woot!

I went to Nordstrom's lingerie department for help dealing with my asymmetrical and just plain weird-looking chest.  The manager of the department apparently is trained to deal with mastectomy patients, and her and I became besties.  I'm now the proud owner of a wireless bra and ENHANCERS.  

Before any help.

My right side has more CCs of saline than the left one, since the right side was so difficult to push out.  When the stretching happened, it just started to expand into my right armpit, hence the cock-eyed boobs.

Here, I have on a wireless bra with an enhancer on the right side.  I might do enhancers on both sides, we'll see.  It's a subtle difference, but it means something to me.  I know nobody is staring at my chest when we're out and about.  Knowing that my chest looks normal and doesn't reflect the drama that's happened... well, that means the world to me.

And here's Boomer in the same shirt, haha.